Vow of Silence
Azzybana has taken a vow of silence because they sound like a man.
and wants your TAXES to pay for it. LOLFRAUD
Zoophilia
I swear I wasn't going to masturbate the dog while you napped UwU
can't say red flags didn't exist
"Tutor" kids
Azzybana's goal is to find a mom to get access to kids
goal for the kids!
Almost Incest
Brother in Law? Hit me harder daddy!
Rage
Azzybana hates it when he can't drink Alcohol
Azzybana does not want you to know about his charges
Good Ideas
Sometimes Azzybana has good ideas, such as: