Vow of Silence

Azzybana has taken a vow of silence because they sound like a man.

and wants your TAXES to pay for it. LOLFRAUD

Zoophilia

I swear I wasn't going to masturbate the dog while you napped UwU

can't say red flags didn't exist

"Tutor" kids

Azzybana's goal is to find a mom to get access to kids

goal for the kids!

Almost Incest

Brother in Law? Hit me harder daddy!

Rage

Azzybana hates it when he can't drink Alcohol


Azzybana does not want you to know about his charges

Good Ideas

Sometimes Azzybana has good ideas, such as: